The Theocracy of Bes Pance is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ammo with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.625 billion Bes Panceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leatherback City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bes Pancean economy, worth 378 trillion Fudaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,287 Fudaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bes Pance's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Huh.

Bes Pance is ranked 14,939^th in the world and 394^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,264.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.